10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer