10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."