10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio