10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.