10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe