10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.