10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- im going to 2 out you to death
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack