10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!