10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger