10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!