10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.