10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.