10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus