10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.