10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.