10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"