10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• im going to 2 out you to death
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!