10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"