10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.