10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "No river, no fish."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha