10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike