10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.