10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'