10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.