10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "No river, no fish."
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln