10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim