10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.