10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.