10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Welcome to kicker school
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'