10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen