10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth