10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Fish don't eat Nutz!