10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• It's Free To Fold...