10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- It's Free To Fold...