10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."