10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event