10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters