10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --