10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- It's Free To Fold...
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.