10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?