10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Welcome to kicker school
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth