10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A