10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.