10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.