10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers