10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant