10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]