10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.