10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach