10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury